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Exposed!
I have recently uncovered a sinister conspiracy SO secret that even my drinking buddies, er, I mean, conspiracy-researcher colleagues, won't listen any more. But I continue to tell the world while there is still time!
It started innocently. I needed to mail a six-ounce envelope, and found some stamps in the back of my desk drawer: a roll of 32c
stamps, a sheet of 13c stamps, and one 17c stamp. Hmm. Which stamps to use?
So at lunch time, I waited in line at the post office. Finally, I reached the front where the clerk was happy to tell me that 6
ounces would cost $1.52. But then I asked if there was any way to make exact postage with the stamps already in my desk. Now he was not so helpful!
I immediately detected a underlying agenda, so I demanded my rights and made quite a scene. The hidden forces sent out the manager, hoping she could keep their sinister plans from
unravelling. She asked me to quiet down, and reminded me that other customers were waiting. But I had figured out their little game!
They assumed I would meekly surrender more postage than necessary, and that's 4 or 5 cents in their pockets!
Which Stamps to the Rescue
Now that I use Which Stamps, (1) I don't waste old stamps, (2) I don't pay too much, and
(3) I never have any more unseemly scuffles in the lobby of the post office.
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